Image care of http://www.obeycrochet.com/

Obey Crochet is my new favorite craft blog. First, because crocheters are awesome. (Hookers, represent!) Second, because I’m also blunt and sarcastic. Third, because I nearly fell out of my chair laughing last week when I saw this little piece of brilliance.

It probably didn’t hurt that I also got free buttons in the mail today. (Thank you!)